The Tempest

Issue date: 3/7/07 Section: Opinion

This will keep people off of me..wait til I tell mama, "Oops! I did it again"

Isn't ironic that before Anna Nicole died, she reached out to Britney? Now look at Britney. What do you expect to happen when Anna Nicole gives advice? She isn't exactly Dr. Phil.

Britney's done it again. She cheats on Justin, America forgives her. She gets married to a random nobody and then gets the marriage annulled. Again, we forgive her. When she practically had a threesome on stage with Madonna and Christian Aguilera, we forgave her yet again but marrying Kevin Federline, now that was just sick!

Britney, America has been very kind to you, and how do you repay us? You marry a back up dancer; he isn't even a lead! Then we see pictures of you dropping your kid and driving with him on your lap. Where's our southern pumpkin?

Then, as if we haven't suffered enough; you're bald! No offense Britney, but you're no Demi Moore. Can someone say cry for help? What's the matter, Britney? Did we not give you enough attention? Did we not buy enough your music, DVD's, concert tickets? I won't ask if we didn't buy enough perfume bottles because we all know that your fragrances just stink. Sorry we couldn't help you out in that area.

You and Kevin are getting a divorce and because of your little "problem" you might lose the kids. So, you decide you should shave your head. When asked why you shaved your head you say that it's because you're tired of people touching you. Well Ms. Spears, you won't have to worry about that anymore. Kevin's too busy hanging out with Justin Timberlake exchanging stories of the good old days.

On a more serious note, I do believe that Britney is under a lot of stress and dealing with a lot of issues. She has made some bad decisions in her life and has been going down a slippery slope for some time now. I don't believe she has a clear direction and I think shaving her head isn't a big deal but her frequent trips to rehab spells out unhappiness.

Britney came into the business at an early age and has missed out on a normal life. It seems to me that she just doesn't know what to do with herself. The pressure that the media puts on celebrities is a lot to deal with at a young age.

Personally, I miss Britney. I like a good Spears hit every now and then. So Britney, from me to you, I hope things start to turn around in the near future.

And to everyone else out there, let this be a lesson to you. Make decisions wisely or you too will end up with a bald head.

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