The Tempest

Issue date: 11/7/07 Section: Entertainment

Media Credit: Dawn Bonner Painting by Art 60 class for the 'Kitsch' exhibit at the Herger Gallery.

I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
~Arnold Schwarzenegger

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
~Johnny Carson

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
~Erma Bombeck

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
~Phyllis Diller

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
~Joan Rivers

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
~John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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